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Joke of the Day
"How do married men remember their birthdays? 1 year since their last blowjob."
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"You know what I get off on? Subway platforms."
"I can't believe Earth is 2017 years old! ...plus a couple billion years..."
"Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress"
"When a woman tells you you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone."
"Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: ""Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."""
"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."
"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!"
"Agoraphobia I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously."