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Joke of the Day
"Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fat that makes you look fat. It was never the dress"
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"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"
"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"
"The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell."
"I'm not gay, but 20 is still 20."
"You know the joke about this guy playing with a loaded gun? Triggered."
"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"
"What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
"How come old clothes are ""vintage"" but old people are ""nasty over-entitled thugs whose blind selfishness mortgaged America's future"""
"What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair? A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)"