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Joke of the Day

"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."

"Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol."

"what do you call a 5 foot psychic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."

"What did the priest get at Toys R Us? An erection."

"*Puts air guitar back in air case* ""Listen if you wanted a ""real guitarist"" maybe you should put that in the ad!"""

"How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling."

"My WD-40 can rusted. Now that's irony."

"The declawed cats that I feel most sorry for are the ones that want to play scratch off lottery tickets."

"What's the difference between sex every day, and a tire? One is a good year, the other is a GREAT year"