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Joke of the Day
"When a woman tells you you're cute', it means you're ugly and you just entered the friendzone."
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"My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, ""Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"""
"Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids"
"What do you call a prostitute with cum on her face? A Taxi, Her jobs done."
"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"
"What do you call a nice Canadian meal on a colorful roof? Poutina."
"What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!"
"What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm? Da Rude Sandstorm"
"What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican."
"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."