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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe Earth is 2017 years old! ...plus a couple billion years..."
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"""He's no longer updating iTunes."" - A very modern way of saying someone died"
"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."
"New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!"
"There are only two types of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and motherfucking liars."
"Picking up someone at a bar when you're drunk, is like going to the grocery store hungry... You end up taking home crap you didn't want."
"Frozen ""I hate how everyone is obsessing over frozen. They really need to just let it go."""
"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [nsfw] The wheelchair."
"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses"