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Joke of the Day
"What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion."
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"Scientists have invented a new device called the hyperbole chamber. It is the greatest and best thing ever since the dawn of civilization."
"Minimum Wage, Maximum Rage: The life of a Twitter opinion haver"
"A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot."
"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"
"What is the worst thing about people who don't finish anything?"
"Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness"
"I tried to get into the knife sharpening academy I didn't make the cut."
"My dyslexic girlfriend tries really hard but always ends up 96ing me."
"[First date] ""Ok. Don't let her know you're just 40 squirrels in human clothes"" ""You said that out loud"""