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Joke of the Day

"Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: ""Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."""

"Q: How do elephants smell? A: Really bad."

"Why clickbait is so effective"

"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."

"My 8 year old brother's best joke. What animal will you always see at a resturant? A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic."

"What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!"

"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"

"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"

"My brother David had his ID stolen Now he's just Dav"

"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."