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Joke of the Day

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!"

"Did you ever hear about the guy who got both his left arm and left leg chewed off by bears? Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago, he's all right"

"How to Feel Comfortable in Your Own Skin Step 1: Stop wearing other people's skin"

"I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!"

"What can a goose do, that a duck can't, that a lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."

"I fondly remember the time I found a cure for dementia. Ahh......That brings back memories."

"If you eat Skittles while drinking NyQuil, you can taste the rainbows on Pluto."

"Why do women parachutists wear cups? So they won't whistle on the way down."

"Haven't seen a king so upset since MLK had a dream! WARRIORS!"