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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."
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"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."
"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."
"Zelda is the name of the PRINCESS, the guy in green who saves her is named Luigi, idiots."
"-hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you"
"I wonder how much more I would have time to accomplish in my life if hotel lamp switches were always in the same place."
"PS3 messin around I need a picture of a 16 year old girl that is believable, not suspicious. Please don't ask why, I'm just a bit messed up in the brain"
"Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job"
"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."
"Marriage Tip: Try not to leave a footprint on your spouse's ass as they get out of the car when you drop them at the airport."