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Joke of the Day
"Agoraphobia I didn't go to my Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting today, obviously."
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"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"
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"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"[ER: Goth Unit] Nurse: Doctor, the patient is starting to smile Doctor: God damnit NOT ON MY WATCH I WANT 500 CCS OF JOY DIVISION NOW"
"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."
"Attention Netflix and Chill has been replaced The new thing is Cookies and Dick...that is all"
"If I were Russian I'd be Vladimir Poopin"