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Joke of the Day

"Girls don't dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked all the time"

"So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. What a CHICKEN!"

"The first thing I'm going to do when I'm rich is buy an airline flight for everyone who works at the DMV and then delay the flight forever."

"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"

"Mr. Trump, what will you do as President? TRUMP: I'll outlaw shredded cheese and only sell blocks Why? TRUMP: To make America grate again"

"The current state of the Canadian economy. This is /r/jokes right?"

"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."

"A horse walks into a bar... ...the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""I have AIDS."""

"I haven't slept for 10 days.... ...because that would be too long. - Mitch Hedberg"

"I made my girlfriend cry the other day. I called her son a bloody disappointment. Apparently she's very sensitive about her miscarriage."