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Joke of the Day
"My friend William joined the army He is uncomfortable with the phrase ""Fire at Will"""
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"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."
"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"
"I took a bite out of a vegetable the other day... The nurse was pissed"
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