122594

Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... ...the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""I have AIDS."""

"Bodyguard Idea: Clowns. No one will come anywhere near you."

"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""

"How did the Fonz die? Ayyyds"

"My boyfriend didn't think the joke I made up was funny - what do Jews call Jesus? JEWSUS"

"TIFU getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a day off."

"How do you kill a hippie? Tape a hula hoop to the bottom of a pool"

"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."

"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."

"""Why did you dry these grapes?"" ""No raisin"""