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Joke of the Day

"The current state of the Canadian economy. This is /r/jokes right?"

"Went to a restaurant. The sign said ""breakfast anytime."" So I ordered French toast during the renaissance"

"Batteries I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"[museum tour in the future] Racism and sexism ended in the 21st century, when brave Americans argued it out of existence online"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning."

"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."

"I love Halloween because I can buy 9 bags of Snickers and everyone thinks I'm going to pass them out to kids."

"I do this amazing trick where I can erase every restaurant from your memory. Ready? Ok, here goes... ""Where should we go for dinner?"""

"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."

"What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain."