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Joke of the Day

"So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. What a CHICKEN!"

"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"

"An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size."

"Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up? He had a lot of aspirations."

"The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom"

"So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets"

"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"

"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""

"Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE"

"People often say things in the heat of anger that in hindsight they regret not accompanying with a punch in the face."