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Joke of the Day

"So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. What a CHICKEN!"

"When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory? The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!"

"The creator of the 'knock knock' joke was awarded a prize today Unfortunately he wasn't in to receive it"

"How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on which method you try...."

"They said when pigs fly.. But the swine already flu"

"I snort bits of pork when I'm hungry. I call them hamboogers."

"My friend called me cheesy I said ""don't Brie so mad, its all Goud-a"""

"Last night I met a hooker who didn't know the first thing about business the customer comes first."

"I told a blonde joke She didn't get it."

"Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women? Because everyone knows they give good *head*."