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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Trump, what will you do as President? TRUMP: I'll outlaw shredded cheese and only sell blocks Why? TRUMP: To make America grate again"

"The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray."

"Friendship. (A bit of a dark humour) Friend: I need to save money... Me: Get a life vest Me: And some rope. Friend: Why do I need the life vest? Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one."

"What do slutty nurses go as for Halloween?"

"I have PTSD from catching a glimpse of a co-worker's pale belly roll during a meeting."

"*walks in on son making batman & iron man action figures kiss* wtf? ""dad i can explain"" u should never EVER mix the dc & marvel universes"

"I like my slaves how I like my coffee. Free."

"Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."

"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."

"What's the difference between 3 and 13? Nothing, they both have 1 3"