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Joke of the Day
"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"
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"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."
"What kind of bread do Rednecks like? Inbred"
"French Joke Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!"
"too poor for whole foods too ugly for walmart"
"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word."
"Why did the pirate date the mermaid? He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty."
"TIL my mom isn't a member of any organized political party. You see, she's a Republican."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !"
"What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? An umbrella!"