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Joke of the Day
"No musician has vision impairments All of them should know how to C#"
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"The Names of Politicians Bush... Dick... Boehner... Weiner... And they say politicians sometimes win via *name recognition*."
"Damn, just found out my highlighter leaked!! Now everything in my bag seems important!"
"What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you? A short woman trying like hell."
"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."
"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"
"Two space shuttle crews watched Felix Baumgartner and thought: ""WE COULD HAVE HAD PARACHUTES?"""
"I have a lips which makes me psecial"
"In Australia your best friend and your worst enemy are both called a.. Cunt"