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Joke of the Day
"What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs"
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"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."
"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."
"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"
"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
"The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and be awarded eternal life"" John came fifth and was awarded a toaster"
"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."
"So a woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."
"What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity."
"What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp*i*on*a*ge"