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Joke of the Day

"By a show of hands, who has hands? Sit down Leonard, you're a seahorse."

"How do you catch defish? With debate."

"Q: Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head? A: Because from a distance they looked like hares."

"Greatest Hipster Joke Of All Time How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"Olive Oil What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's cock."

"Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, ""If I'm alive by then,"" and hang up."

"What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car? A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)"

"Girls are like rocks skip the flat ones"

"What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was? Blue, you racists"

"I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg."