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Joke of the Day
"What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity."
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"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"
"Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's? Because they fall through his hands."
"Sometimes, when I'm bored, I tell my mother-in-law to relax."
"This ad says: ""3 out of 5 smokers die"" Apparently the other 2 become immortal."
"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"
"maybe if we told raccoons that the black around their eyes meant they were superheroes instead of burglars theyd stop stealing our trash"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb_ You can't know man, you weren't fucking there."