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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp*i*on*a*ge"
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"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""
"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"
"What happened to Kim Jong? He was ill."
"The shit stains in my toilet are so peaceful I just can't piss them off."
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."
"I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open"
"In five-card poker, six-high beats a pair..."
"Why should't old people eat healthy? They need all the preservatives they can get."