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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Squidward's Protest Group in Mexico? Counter-Esp*i*on*a*ge"
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"Nobody is happy. Be like Nobody."
"Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!"
"What's that diving? Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound..."
"Police were called to a daycare yesterday... Police were called to a daycare yesterday because a 5 year old was resisting a rest."
"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""
"Roma menstruation Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period? A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free."
"A son comes to his grandpa.. ... And asks him ""Grandpa, how comes all girls still like you?"" ""Eh, eh, my lil' son..."", said the old man licking his eyebrow"
"Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see."
"My girlfriend's not up for being fisted tonight. I guess I'll just put my feet up."