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Joke of the Day
"What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet"
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"What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ? About 3 inches"
"Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence."
"Why do professional boxers not have sex the night before a big fight? Because they don't like each other very much."
"What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon? The Bear Glare."
"How many Latin Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
"People who cough loudly don't go to the doctor... They go to the cinemas."
"I hope that Senator Franken runs for President in 2020 and picks Jill Stein as his running mate That'd be a real Franken/Stein ticket"
"DETECTIVE: TELL US WHERE THE STOLEN BANK MONEY IS HIDDEN ROBBER: Nope, but I WILL give you a series of clues DETECTIVE: ok this sounds fun"
"The Chicago Cubs"