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Joke of the Day

"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."

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"A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war"
"My 3 year-old wanted to help me cook breakfast... ...but she wasn't eggsperienced enough."
"What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !"
"What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer."
"do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like eye masturbation"