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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."
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"""The 59th rule of Fight Club is, we cant park in the lot on Vermont anymore - The owner is being a jerk. Just find street parking. 60th..."""
"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend until the acid wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Walmart parking lot."
"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."
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"How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas? He was de-lighted."
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"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."
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