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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."
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"My my most hated typo is is when I double double words. My second most hated leave out words. Then there subject verbs agreement from edits."
"What does a subatomic duck say? Quark."
"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Rubberto"
"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"
"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004, R): Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common? Angry heifers."
"So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?"
"How many Scots didn't turn up to vote? One in Fife"