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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."

"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"

"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."

"So my math teacher asked what I did over Thanksgiving... (-1)/8"

"I like my women how I like my dial-up Internet Always going down on me..."

"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""

"My surname: 'Ever.' My given forename: 'Superior'. Similar to a torn talofibular ligament, I am not one to be trifled with."

"How do we know for sure that Darth Vader isn't black? Because he keeps on saying ""I am your father"""

"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"

"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"