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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie."
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"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."
"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."
"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."
"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."
"2 old nearly deaf guys sitting on a park bench say to one another Boy, sure is windy out. No its not. It's thursday. Yeah me too. Lets go get a beer."
"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"
"I had a fight once. ""You should see the other guy!"" I said. My wife agreed. She's been seeing him for years now, they're a lovely couple."
"I'm having car trouble. I can't afford to put gas in it."
"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"