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Joke of the Day

"2 old nearly deaf guys sitting on a park bench say to one another Boy, sure is windy out. No its not. It's thursday. Yeah me too. Lets go get a beer."

"When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response? I like to be prepared."

"Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy"

"What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper."

"So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile."

"""The best part of waking up was the Folgers in my cup"" - Suicide note, first draft"

"When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day"

"I went to a shredded cheese convention the other day... it was grate"

"I love getting kisses from my dogs but, I'm starting to worry about the one who keeps trying to give me the slow tongue."

"How to always be positive in life: | life |"