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Joke of the Day

"You know what grinds my gears? People who say they know how to drive stick because they ""watched a tutorial on YouTube""."

"Why can't Daredevil drive a car? Because he's from New York."

"I'm great at signalling for help on a sinking ship.. Just got a flare for it."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit."

"Driving I was driving in the city, when I got the Sun in my eyes. Damn Paparazzi."

"""Let's go through it bit by bit"" Said Jack the Ripper"

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He looked at his gas bill."

"My neighbor said ""nice skirt"" so I said, ""thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."""

"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""

"""Can I help you find something?"" I'm looking for the perfect diamond for my wife that says ""sorry I cheated on you in your dream last nite"""