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Joke of the Day

"What do a man and a rubix cube have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said ""Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"""

"TIFU by having the wrong teacher take my class for me while I was off Work. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"I figured out that if I have my kids hold on to my cell phone, I will never forget them anywhere again."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell"

"I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight. Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son"

"ME: You bring that cash you owe me? ELEPHANT: Oh, sorry man, I forgot. ME: No you didn't."

"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."

"How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb? None cuz it's already lit af"