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Joke of the Day
"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."
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"I only had kids so I'd have a valid excuse for always being late"
"My wife is so much better looking than me... ...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries. Credit: Charles Demers"
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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest"
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"Resistance training But me dragging my kids into school."
"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."