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Joke of the Day

"I'm having car trouble. I can't afford to put gas in it."

"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"

"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."

"I got caught peeing in the pool the other day The lifeguard yelled at me so loud that I almost fell in."

"The day Facebook adds an option that you can like that someone liked something, I quit the internet forever."

"Nothing seems longer than the few seconds spent trying to shut off unwanted background music that starts playing on a website."

"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"

"Whites are just like Asians, but with a cock"

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."