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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."
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"What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship? Imsosaurus!"
"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"
"This is the rare tweet that history will look back on much more favorably than how it was received in its own time period."
"Since everyone is writing a poem, here is mine to do is to be to be is to do to do is to be to be is to do I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very ""Scooby do be do"""
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner."
"What is the nastiest bun of them all A *cinna*bun"
"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged and took it like a champ"
"Of all the advice given to me over the years, ""There really is no bad time for a beer"" has proved to be the most helpful. Thanks ma."