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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. Well I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive."

"What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A millennial falcon."

"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"What do you call a Mexican on a bike? a dirt bike"

"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."

"A cannibal came late to the family dinner. He was given the cold shoulder."

"Old milk is just like cold milk Except you didn't c what you were getting into."

"I think the inventor of the internet likely didn't intend for it to be used to post videos of simians reacting to humans doing magic tricks."

"I have decided to start a strict vegetarian diet Starting tonight I will enjoy a nice thick steak. Cows are the most delicious of the strict vegetarians"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? You expect me to get hard so fast, I just got laid!"