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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about being a Shemale Can participate in mixed doubles alone"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw on a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"

"Dear Alcohol We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"

"You know what they say about assuming things... No I have no idea!! Did you assume I did?!"

"I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own."

"What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden? Patti O'Furniture"

"Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser.. To download other browsers with Abraham Lincoln, 1863 -Morgan Freeman"

"How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon? He was second to Nun."

"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."