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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra because he thinks that it may be related to alqaeda"

"Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?"

"What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't? Zikachu."

"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"

"My boss asked me today which one of us was the stupid one. I told him everyone knows that you dont hire stupid people."

"What's the best thing a Star Wars fan would like to find in his garden? Princess Leia with her tits out"

"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego."

"I like to put a banana in a string of hahahahahahahahaha 's No one notices, I dont know why I bother. hahahabananahahaha"

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"Constipation: Same shit, different day."