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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden? Patti O'Furniture"

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"

"My Grandfather had the heart of a Lion and a lifetime BAN from the city Zoo."

"What has six balls and rapes the poor? The lottery. It's over $800 million folks! Dragged this joke back for the occasion."

"A bunch of police officers were outside of a gas station today Apparently someone threw a case of beer ontop of his baby. The baby is okay though, it was a light beer"

"People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)"

"I'm ABSOLUTELY positive I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."

"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""

"A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables He says, ""Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?"" The bartender says, ""Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"""

"I just woke up from a 13month coma Just in time to see my wife give birth"