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Joke of the Day

"Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it."

"Cashier's playing dumb cause I said ""venti"" at a non-Starbucks. You know what I mean, dude, just point me to the biggest dildo you guys got."

"Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was."

"My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password"

"I don't usually spank the kids while we're in Walmart but yours were just asking for it."

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards... ...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"I hope one day to be dating a moderator from /r/jokes... Everything is long from their point of view!!"

"Writing a horror movie featuring all black actors. It's ten minutes long and everyone dies at the same time."

"The joke is on you, fruit flies. We don't even have any fruit."

"How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout."