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Joke of the Day

"Internet Explorer is actually my favorite browser.. To download other browsers with Abraham Lincoln, 1863 -Morgan Freeman"

"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"

"""Pornography has really damaged the way you view sex,"" exclaimed my girlfriend, ""I've had enough, I'm leaving."" I said, ""Before you go, can we fuck on the snooker table while your Grandad watches?"""

"There's no law that says you can't make a tiny swimming pool in your belly button for a gummy bear pool party."

"If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs."

"The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms.... The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using."

"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."

"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"

"Little-known fact: Jesus baked a perfect and delicious cake for the Last Supper. It is referred to as the Immaculate Confection."

"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"