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Joke of the Day
"How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon? He was second to Nun."
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"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."
"My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend. But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace."
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"
"What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?"
"Mistook a discarded plastic bag for a rat today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the 'Gangnam Style'."
"In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay. But he's still in the Nile."
"What's worse than fighting an uphill battle? Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there."
"End of the Week by Gladys Friday"
"What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?"