201312
Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about assuming things... No I have no idea!! Did you assume I did?!"
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"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? A small medium at large."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."
"I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. But i realised a sit-down comedian was more comfortable."
"This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep."
"What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March? Spring break!"
"What causes dimples? Its how many times your dad poked you in the face when he was fucking your mom when she was pregnant with you"
"A shampoo manufacturer had an accident. ..he suffered injuries to his head and shoulders."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""
"A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."