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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when I go to a buffet... I tip myself."

"NEWS ANCHOR: Here's Gary with day 1 of his outdoor summer weather report. GARY: [frying an egg on the sidewalk] I quit. Back to you, John."

"When I was ten I played Secret Agent with my little brother. Turns out toddlers do not make good grappling hooks."

"I have a joke about fat people with big butts... Butt weight... That's not fanny."

"The opposite of Thanksgiving leftovers is Thanksgiving rightunders. I'm so sorry"

"What does a black man get after sex? 15 years - life in prison."

"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies"

"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."

"I'm rubber, you're glue. We are both very handy and have a variety of practical uses."