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Joke of the Day
"What does a black man get after sex? 15 years - life in prison."
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"In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man."
"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid air I'd prob eat it."
"What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him? I'll tagalog!"
"My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?"
"What do you call a professional violinist when they're young? A kiddie fiddler."
"POLICE OFFICER: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""Because you know I love riddles."""
"Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning"
"How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us. You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested."
"There are marriages that end well... ...and others that last forever."