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Joke of the Day

"When I was ten I played Secret Agent with my little brother. Turns out toddlers do not make good grappling hooks."

"Why is it detrimental to have a robot with repressed sexual interests? It has some kinks to work out."

"The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show."

"Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9"

"Is it offensive to refer to Egyptians as ""mummies""?"

"The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard."

"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great"

"What did the samurai do...? Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku."

"Every time I use Twitter secretly at work and a colleague asks me why I'm laughing, ""this pie chart is hilarious!"" never sounds believable."

"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."