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Joke of the Day
"The opposite of Thanksgiving leftovers is Thanksgiving rightunders. I'm so sorry"
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"Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field"
"Ziiipppp, zip, zip, zip, ziiiipppp! *Me, dramatically ending a marital spat during a camping trip"
"Q: Why are crocodiles brown and flat? A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a table, then a stool..."
"If I'm ever kidnapped and forced at gunpoint to recite the ABC's without singing the song tell my family I loved them"
"Me: your freezer went out I had to eat all the ice cream sandwiches Friend: it looks like someone kicked the outlet back into the drywall"
"#rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer."