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Joke of the Day

"A Mexian magician is proffering on stage... He says ""On the count of 3 i will disappear."" Uno. Dos. *POOF * He disappears without a trace."

"Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said."

"Saw a guy smoking while pumping gas & at first glance thought 'wow that's not safe' & at second glance thought 'wow that guy's on fire'"

"What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops."

"When Jesus comes back, how will they discover if he's Jesus or Robot Jesus? by giving him the shroud of turing test."

"They say puns are bad to bring up during gay sex... Butt fuck that."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem."

"How does moses make his tea? Hebrews it"

"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."

"Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee? Tsarbucks."