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Joke of the Day
"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."
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"My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place"
"What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles? Incense-itive"
"[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far"""
"PSA: Always tip your prostitutes. Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for."
"Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store."
"""So did you get lucky last night?"" You better believe it! [flashback to me making all green lights omw home after girl refused to kiss me]"
"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."
"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"
"Where did the sick boat go? To the dock."