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Joke of the Day

"I'm rubber, you're glue. We are both very handy and have a variety of practical uses."

"What's long hard and shitty at the end? One of John Doe joke."

"Handicap jokes are getting old And quite honestly, they're lame as fuck."

"I didn't see mommy kiss Santa, but my sister saw her kiss the mailman, which explains why I'm the only one with brown eyes in the family"

"Looking at a playground, how can you tell which kid is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide and can't swing."

"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""

"I've adjusted my insults to be more pc Instead of calling people gay, I call them straight."

"How does every racist joke start? *glances to the left, glances to the right."

"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"

"The fastest way to learn a foreign language is to take a lover who speaks that language, which makes me wonder about Mr. Ed."