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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies"
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"My neighbor is a micro biologist. I've never seen him."
"The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference. The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference."
"I could bang a midget, but I don't give half a fuck."
"Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids? Because it'd Krampus style."
"Turn your proctologist into a magician by stuffing 45 feet of scarves in your butt."
"Planet joke. If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)"
"My cat sat up from a dead sleep and stared, frantic toward the empty basement laundry room so I guess I'll be buying a new house now."
"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."
"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"