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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke about fat people with big butts... Butt weight... That's not fanny."
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"NURSE: Doctor, I've lost the cat's pulse VET: Ok. Time of death is 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, and 10:05"
"Is your pH 14? Cause you're a basic bitch"
"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
"What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time? I am not a cook"
"Kids: Always remember to brush your drugs and don't do teeth."
"Why did the can crusher hate his job? Because it was soda pressing"
"Why are the corners the warmest part of every house? Because they're 90 degrees!"
"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"