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Joke of the Day
"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"
Next Joke
"I've got a major hate-over after Hitler's birthday yesterday... Needless to say, things got a little heated."
"What kind of outfit says ""I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you""?"
"Did you hear about the contortionist who filed for bankruptcy? He couldn't make ends meet."
"Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me."
"My girlfriend always likes to pretend to be 14 when we have sex... I don't know why, she'll be 14 in a couple years anyway."
"Gas is so fracking expensive these days."
"When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there.."
"Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*"
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally."