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Joke of the Day
"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"
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"I love blowing Leafs in this beautiful Fall weather. Leafs Anderson, he is a real stand up guy."
"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."
"Q: What's a tongue twister? A: When your tang gets all tongueled up."
"Started my new healthy diet today. Breakfast is 2 almonds, I lick an apple for lunch, and dinner is yelling at a picture of myself naked."
"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"
"Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten-Tickles. ... I can't stop"
"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"